Who watches the technical director presentations?

Cait's turn!

Today's TD was fan-fucking-tastic. First of all, he was bright blue. BRIGHT ELECTRIC BLUE. Normally I'd think that a blue man would be pretty weird, but my LORD he had a giant penis. GIANT. Perhaps I should have mentioned that he was naked. It's not like he just whipped out(not that I'd have a problem with that), he just doesn't see the point in wearing clothes. He once showed up for a televised interview about the impending holocaust wearing nothing but eyeliner. He's my kind of name.

His name is John Ostermann, and he had originally intended on being a watchmaker, but after the destruction of Hiroshima he left the field to pursue physics. He used to be a nuclear scientist, but a terrible accident turned him into a lighting designer. He had left his watch inside of an Intrinsic Field subtractor, and when he went back to retrieve it the timelock, well, locked, and he was trapped inside. The accident gave him superpowers, and he was later contracted by the government to fight in the Vietnam war.

Lucky for us, he left the title of goverment-sactioned superhero behind him after a self-exile on Mars, and now he's applying for the TD position at Franklin Pierce. I thoroughly enjoyed his presentation.

And by presentation, I mean giant blue penis.